Review Roundup - Squirm

RESIDENT EVIL (2026)

Like their video game namesake the Resident Evil movie series has been through a lot of rough patches. But unlike the original Capcom franchise, which went downhill after entering an action heavy phase, the films derived from it started bad and only got worse. Some viewers were sated by what was essentially a jumble of post-The Matrix action, 3D effects, and key jangling references, which meant that plenty of money was made despite the lack of internal logic and quality control. Subsequent attempts to revive the name for streaming didn't fare any better despite the games themselves making a course correction. Is this new iteration more of the same?

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A BETTER TOMORROW (1986)

John Woo’s first foray into ‘heroic bloodshed’, might be considered low-key in comparison to his later, more pyrotechnical, films. But the movie has something; a certain immediacy, an undeniable cool factor that’s obvious right away. Releasing in an explosion of new ideas, months after both Police Story and Yes Madam, there’s just a kind of magic about it thanks to a combination of wardrobe choices, editing, and music. While the (highly entertaining) sequel is an outrageous affair with a gigantic body count and a verbal tirade about a plate of rice, the first chapter is less about spectacle and melodrama. So let’s go back the original classic; it’s A Better Tomorrow. 

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BOHACHI BUSHIDO: CODE OF THE FORGOTTEN EIGHT (1973)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before; an enigmatic warrior arrives in a strange town and is enlisted by a nefarious local outfit to do the dirty work of a scheming villain… but his personal ideals interfere with the business at hand. The world of Samurai movies (and indeed Westerns) offers plenty of examples of this story. Which means a fresh take requires a certain kind of flair, or interesting take on the formula, to make it memorable. In this particular case Teruo Ishii’s vision is to take the material from an adult manga (from the writers of Lone Wolf and Cub) and fill much of the film’s running time with nudity and torture. Are the results a case of style (and sadism) over substance? 

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EXIT 8 (2025)

With recent trends in both low budget ‘liminal space’ horror shorts and Japanese time loop stories, such as River, it’s perhaps unsurprising that someone took both and combined them into a single thriller. This is also a video-game adaptation that has a small scale premise to work with resulting in a film that doesn’t have much room to go wildly off target like so many others. But when the original horror-meets-walking-simulator is a breezy experience that lasts minutes, rather than hours, can an entire movie be consistently engaging? Let’s examine whether this micro concept, mostly in a single location, can maintain the suspense factor.

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ADRIFT IN TOKYO (2007)

A tale of desperate loners, debt collectors, and even potential murder, isn’t exactly the sort of fare that is typically considered easy watching. But Satoshi Miki’s meandering hangout movie Adrift in Tokyo is anything but typical. Rather than being something like the gruelling Yakuza pictures one of its stars has appeared in this is more a strange and melancholy drama. It’s slow paced instead of gripping; punctuated by occasional moments of slapstick rather than violence. Can such a laid-back movie with a resounding lack of thrill power be engaging or even thought provoking?

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